I woke up this morning and went down the stairs,
I found Kada the Elf beside my daddy's big chair.

He'd played with my toys and left them all out,
I then noticed Dolly, and she was worn out.

By the look on their face, I bet that swing was a rocking,
I was off to the store for some last minute shopping!

While we were gone, he partied some more,
I entered the house and found a mess on my floor.

In my diaper he sat, doesn't he know those are for me,
I hope it was clean and not full of my pee!

I must say farewell to Kada the Elf,
But next year he'll return to sit on my shelf.
And Kada tonight, to Santa please say:
"Merry Christmas to all from Randi Brooks Gay"